10/29/12
Miles seems to get all Dilbert about Mondays. His teeth hurt, he doesn't want to eat anything, but really wants to throw all his food on the ground, he seeks out anything dirty or disgusting and wipes it all over his face and hair, and generally acts outrageously. This makes me think that perhaps people's widespread hatred of Mondays may perhaps be genetic, it may be in our DNA. I don't have any empirical evidence as of yet, but I am conducting a double blind study in which I will attempt to convince Miles that Tuesdays are actually Mondays and see if anything happens. Meanwhile, Isla will be given candy for breakfast lunch and dinner on Mondays, prepping her to love them, while her body will go into hypoglycemic shock on Tuesday. This experiment is going to be so awesome.
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