So, keeping with a new-founded tradition, here is Tuesday's "On Your Permanent Record." These are the assertive discipline screen entries, anonymously posted of course, that record verbatim what is written on a student's referral form when they get in trouble.
Student 1:
06/11 Hit another student with a whale bone on the Whale Bus day in Science class. Completed an Appropriate School Behavior and mother was notified.
1/11 students were making sexually explecit gestuers(sic) with their hands and tounge(sic) hanging out of their mouths 2days AIP
The spelling on that last one makes me wonder about the person who wrote it.
Student 2
03/12 student had a bag of chips. According to _________ another student said he could have some chips. Another girl took the bag.____________ got very upset almost got into a physical conflict over this before principal intervened.
(all that AND a bag of chips... WOMP)
01/12 writing on the teachers book. Argued that he wasn’t. Asked to stand outside the class to meet with teacher. Three students reported that he stole one girls pencil. Teacher went to retrieve pencil. He argued. When she was trying to close the door, he was holding the door not allowing her to close it. He came back into the room. Got into the girls face to to argue about pencil. Teacher repeatedly told him to get out of her face. He refused. She had to physically remove him from her face. Principal called. He became very disrespectful to principal. Telling the principal what he had to do. Brought to office. Refuse to give his last name.
(I'm super confused. He's like the best troublemaking multi-tasker I've ever heard of).
3/10 unmanageable disrespectful to teacher and other staff. Verbal sexual comments to grls in class. Threatened other student over "chips."
(OK, there's something about this kid and chips in the month of March...)
I'm sorry, but that first one is the best. A whale bone? Ingenuity.
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