Feeding times have been easy as pie up til now. Miles usually takes some yogurt in the morning, a bottle after his first nap, some baby veggie/fruit combination in those squeezy packets for lunch, another bottle after his second nap, and one more spacebaby food before mama gets home with the real shit. Today, however, Miles realized his mouth can make the food go more than one way. It doesn't just have to just go down the esophagus, it can be splattered all over the place when you make motorboat sounds with your mouth, or immediately stick your chameleon-length tongue out after taking a bite. On top of all that, he found that if you fake out your dad by opening your mouth wide, then turning your head at the last minute, food hilariously gets all over your face. Whee! It's almost as fun as grabbing your own poop at changing time, I mean, who doesn't love all that squishy, smelly crap all over his hands?
The concoction all over his face in the picture is butternut squash/pear/apricot. Why these new organic kid food companies have to put three things together all the time, I have no idea, but it does make for pretty color combinations, if you eat more than one. Eat being a relative term.
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