Year of writing 232. On my back.

8/21/12

When one is relegated to one's back for an entire day, and one spends said day on the floor of his living room because of the lack of mobility in aforementioned back, one finds interesting things to notice. 

1)  There is a spot underneath the fireplace brick that has probably never ever been vacuumed.  Now that I see it, I will respect it's privacy and not vacuum it ever.

2)  Pets have no regard for your privacy when on your back - they will in fact go out of their way to step on your genitals and attempt to sleep on your face or chest.

3)  Don't look under the couch unless you really want to know what is there.  As an addendum, I have no idea how our couch collected so much detritus in the last 3 months.

4)  The ceiling is boring, and watching tv from the floor hurts.

5)  The carpet is way dirtier than you think it is. Trust me. 

6)  Two children are not entertained by playing "Beached whale, plank of wood, or dead daddy"  all day long.